Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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