So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Text me some of your sweat
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