it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
