Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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what are you doing with your life
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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