I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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