how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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