I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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