Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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