My friends, they love my intelligence
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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