2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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