Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I intend to get homeless drunk
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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