You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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