Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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