do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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