Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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