talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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