best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
True strength comes from lack of pants
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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