What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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