Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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