he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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