needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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