Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
