the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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