I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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