Kareoke will never be a sober sport
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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