I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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