Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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