hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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