if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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