This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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