Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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