my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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