I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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