arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i wish my penis had a tongue
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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