she kept yelling 'call me bella'
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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