what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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