The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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