I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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