So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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