i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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