...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You left your phone here
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