At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
whose parrot is this?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I wear drunk well.
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