Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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