so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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