Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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