have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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