i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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