never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Houston, we have a squirter
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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