He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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