Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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