talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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