Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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