i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
nutella sex= disaster
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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