Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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