Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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