Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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